爱情人形的性福讲座

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...

　　在民政局工作的陈二小（陈佩斯 饰）和舅舅（魏宗万 饰）是新旧两代白事工作者。陈二小的红白理事会提倡白事新办，响应法律号召推行火葬；他舅舅是位老资格的大了，坚决捍卫土葬风俗，与此同时向丧家放高利贷从中渔利。陈母（赵丽蓉 饰）年逾古稀，老脑筋一时无法转变。她生怕儿子将自己烧 掉，加上娘家哥哥煽风点火，陈母立逼着二小立下土葬的字据。　　寿辰前夕，二小的姐姐（丁嘉丽 饰）和姐夫（倪大红 饰）送来一口大红棺材祝寿，这让陈母的心事彻底了结。风水先生算出陈母须在农历九月期间躺在棺材里去阎王爷处报名，同时为了检验二小的孝心，陈母和哥哥想出假死的馊主意，由此也引出一连串惹人发笑的荒诞闹剧……

　　小说家丹尼尔（奥斯卡·马丁内兹 Oscar Martínez 饰）从刚出道起事业就顺风顺水，如今更是获得了诺贝尔文学奖的殊荣，攀登上了职业的顶峰，然而这荣誉却并未带给他满足，恰恰相反，丹尼尔担心名声和财富会夺走他文学创作上的灵感与锋芒。　　一晃眼五年过去，丹尼尔热度不减，邀约和奖项不断，可冷淡而又避世的他只教助手一一回绝。一封来自小镇萨拉斯的信吸引了丹尼尔的注意，萨拉斯是他阔别已久的故乡，如今邀请他踏上故土，接受“杰出公民”的奖项，在未告知媒体和朋友们的情况下，丹尼尔独自踏上了返乡的旅途，在那里，他再度见到了曾经的恋人艾琳（安德丽娅·弗里杰里奥 Andrea Frigerio 饰），如今的艾琳早已经嫁为人妻，而她的丈夫正是丹尼尔的旧友安东尼奥（达迪·布列瓦 Dady Brieva 饰）。

　　想学习舞蹈的帕拉维，爱上了舞蹈高手乌马，两人开始相爱。在遭遇家庭逼婚时，帕拉维想让乌马带自己私奔，乌马因为想要给帕拉维更好的生活决定先完成博士学位。失望的帕拉维奉父命成婚，听到消息的乌马一蹶不振、终日酗酒。为了挽救乌马，帕拉维和丈夫阿伦决定要求乌马来家住10天，以两人圆满的爱情击退痴情的乌马。此后，帕拉维无意中发现阿伦与一个女孩拥抱，原来是曾经为了阿伦甚至自杀的痴情女。两人的婚姻将走向哪里？